Do you want me on my knees or maybe bent over a table?

Mikey really wants to make the squad this year Pete... I thought I might plead my case in person...

I know he's not the best player yet, but he has a lot of promise... and well if you help him. I'll help you...

You ever been with a very grateful mommy Pete? A really grateful mommy? Come on over here and let me show you just how grateful I can be...

Do you want me on my knees or maybe bent over a table... up to you coach...

And of course once he's on the team we'd have to have... conferences! Yes that's it - regular conferences to discuss Mike's progress - right coach?

Let me show you just how grateful I can be