Don't you dare argue with me or I will get your balls kicked by myself

My best friend just got a divorce and you ask her how her marriage is going? Do you even listen to me when I talk to you.

No, don't start apologizing now, and certainly not to me. I want you to crawl out there on all fours and tell her what a fuck up you are. Then present you balls to her to be kicked. She has been very tense and angry lately so I know she wont refuse.

Don't you dare argue with me or I will get a kick in myself. And you know I don't hold back.

Present you balls to her to be kicked