Here's some money to party with I'll walk home, and wait up for her She's all yours

No dude, my wife isn't putting you on. Really, its okay with me if she wants to have sex with you. Really. I mean, its what she wants, and her happiness is the most important thing to me. I know that she'll come home to me tonight after you've banged her a few times. I know she isn't going to leave me for you.

She thinks you're hot, and she wants to spread her legs for you. What's wrong with her receiving a little pleasure? So don't worry about me. I'm not upset about it. And this isn't a joke. I want you to take my wife home. In fact, I insist on it. Take her. Use her for sex. And have fun. Here's some money to party with. I'll walk home, and wait up for her. She's all yours! Have fun tonight you two.

What's wrong with her receiving a little pleasure