Hey honey, look who turned up whilst you were getting ice

"Hey honey, look who turned up whilst you were getting ice, it's the band from our reception. Frankly I was rather disappointed in you when they told me that you'd not given them any tip at all when you paid them.

You'll need to stop this cheapness as my husband dear but for now I invited them up to tip them myself. Now are you going to sit down & watch, or kneel down here next to the bed to help show how grateful we both are for their performance"

Now are you going to sit down & watch