Hubby's gone and won't be back for a few hours

OK, hubby's gone to get some beer and won't be back for a few hours. Guys are all hammered at the pool and talking smack about me. Once I get the girls wet and make sure they are at attention, I'll go walk out and join them!

It'll be fun to watch them try to not watch me. And, of course, I'll watch them pitch a few tents! And the biggest one is the one I'll start a train with! OH! I should report the credit card stolen! That will delay hubby even more...!

That will delay cuckold hubby