I took my shirt off so you could see all of it

So what do you think of my new tattoos? My husband didn't want me to get them, but he knows he has no say in what I do with my body.

You're so quiet! Don't you like them? I took my shirt off so you could see all of it! I hope you like what you see... OH! Did I make this get so big? I didn't mean to!

Still, I feel good that I can still make a man hard! Still, I feel bad that I made you so uncomfortable. And you are one of my husband better friends! Would you like me to take care of it, make it small again?

Well, take your pants off now! I have a few ideas in mind on how to accomplish that...

What do you think of my new tattoos?