I was holding your little nuts as my best friend got ready to kick them

Oh, honey, remember this photo? I was holding your little nuts as my best friend got ready to stomp them! She really gave your balls a good squashing!

I've never seen or heard a man scream so loudly like you did before you passed out! Oh, and when we saw you there unconscious, we went nuts, pardon the pun! It was so funny to watch your body react as we kicked and stomped your sack, even though you're probably couldn't even feel it!

Oh, don't look so dour, hubby! The stitches come out next week, and my friend has already agreed to come over again...

She really gave your balls a good squashing