I'm going to run next door to visit the neighbor for a quick fuck

Hi honey. I'm going to run next door to visit the neighbor for a quick fuck. Would you be a dear and cook dinner while I'm over there getting laid?

Make enough for three. I think I'm going to invite him over to join us. After he enjoys me, he can enjoy your cooking. If you're a good boy, I might even let you watch me make out with him on the couch afterwards. I'll see you in an hour or so! Thanks dear.

Cook dinner while I'm over there getting laid