I've been having sex with other men instead of you

You wont to hold my boobs? But honey, I already have a bra. That's what a bra does, holding up my boobs. If you're going to put your hands on them like this and hold them that would make you become my bra! And a bra must match with a girl's panties.

I'll let you hold my boobs, but only if you put on my panties first. Of course, panties don't belong on hairy lets, so you'd have to shave your legs first. And paint your toenails. And your fingernails to match. Which would mean that you'll need to put on makeup.

Don't worry. All of those feminine things on you won't make me think you're a sissy. I already know you're a sissy. That's why I've been having sex with other men instead of you for the past year. Now hurry up and prepare yourself so you can be my bra...

Feminine things make me think you're a sissy