I've even invited Bob and Susan to join us tonight for dinner Have fun home alone dear

Just because I'm dating another man doesn't mean that I don't love you anymore dear. Just face it. You don't like going to the ballet, dressing up for fancy parties, going to see the art museum, or any of those cultural types of things that I like to do. You can stay home, watch the game, and drink your beer.

You'll be happier than going to see an art exhibit! And I'll have a nice time with a handsome, romantic man. Yes, now that I'm having sex with him, you could say I'm his mistress. But its not like we're hiding it. Several of your friends know I'm dating another guy. I've even invited Bob and Susan to join us tonight for dinner. Have fun home alone dear! I'm going to have a nice romantic evening, then hot sex!

Don't wait up. I'll be out late. If I decide to come home at all. I might just spend all night with him so I can cook him breakfast in the morning, and have one more roll in the hay before I come home to shower.

But its not like we're hiding it