Keys are labelled up as Cuckies Cock

Oh really, well if they're just an old set of suitcase keys then why do you want them back so urgently & why did my sister go to all the time & trouble of specifically leaving them to me in her will? Perhaps you can also tell me why they were kept in her safety deposit box at the bank & why the key ring they're kept on is labelled up as Cuckies Cock Keys?

Why do you want chastity keys back&