My wife took a horse ride out with one of the guides

My wife took a horse ride out with one of the guides. He said a greenhorn like her will probably come back walking funny. Later I heard the stable boys chuckling that she'd be walking funny for other reasons.

Some of the other women said that this guide was quite a ladies man. All I know is I'm getting nervous. It'd been four hours and the ride's only suppose to take two...

This guide was quite a ladies man