Not that you ever get to jack off to anything of course

"Well as he said, it was pointless going to the trouble of filming it if it wasn't going to be seen by an audience, so it seemed silly not to upload it.

How does it feel to know that you were there but you'll probably be the only one of your friends that isn't sitting in front of their computer jacking off to it? Not that you ever get to jack off to anything of course!"

Sitting jacking off to it