Oh, hubby, you look so cute, all tied up there

Oh, hubby, you look so cute, all tied up there! And look how hard your dickie is staying! I guess that vibrator up your ass with all that Viagra I gave you is working, huh?

Well, my friends will be over soon, and then the party will begin! It'll be mostly women I know, a few from your work, your sisters, and my Mom. Your ex, the one who swore to castrate you. Oh, and a few gay friends, just the ones who think your hot!

Plus I hired a professional photographer! You'll be the attraction of the party! Aw, come on, dear! It'll be fun! Tomorrow you'll be all over Facebook! I'm gonna go upstairs and change. Don't... "GO" anywhere!

Your ex is swore to castrate you