Tell me young man, have you heard of a chastity device?

Well we have our test results Ma'am and your son's blood serum testosterone as well as his electrolytes are well below average. So young man I think you have some explaining to do (they both look at you).

You had no idea that your doctor could find out about your habit, you admit what everyone in the room now knows.

(Both your doctor and mother give you disappointed looks) Fortunately this is a very simple problem to fix nowadays... Tell me young man, have you heard of a chastity device?

Your heart speeds up as you realize that those crazy caption pictures you sometimes laughed at on Internet have a basis in reality.

Well it looks like he knows what he's in for then.

Doctor could find out about your habit