The first time you've ever seen her anywhere close to naked

You found this photo on your girlfriend's phone as an attachment to an email she sent earlier today. The email just reads, "Tonight?? FINALLY????" You've been dating her for months, you adore her, and she's totally in charge in your relationship.

The reply from the guy she sent the picture to reads: "Your titties are too small, gook. I've fucked better. You're going to have to be extra dirty for me to make up for it. Don't come to my apartment tonight if you aren't ready to become the slant whore you were born to be, and don't come if you aren't willing to get your clit pierced to mark you as mine."

You can't decide what's a worse sign for your relationship: the picture, the reply, the fact that she left wearing a dress so skimpy that she couldn't carry her phone, or the fact that this photo is the first time you've ever seen her anywhere close to naked.

You found this photo on your girlfriend's phone