We haven't let you out of your widdle cage in 5 weeks

What are you doing in here, Mark? I told you this was off limits to you. Did you not understand me? I think the odds of you getting your five minutes this Friday just dropped to around 5%.

Amy is still angry about the dust she found underneath the TV. We told you to be careful with your chores. Now you know we aren't kidding. You get to live with 3 hot women but there are rules to follow. You know that. You're probably getting a little frustrated.

We haven't let you out of your widdle cage in 5 weeks. I'd like to be lenient but it's the only way boys learn. This weekend may be a lost cause but if you try EXTRA hard for the rest of this week and the next you just might get to play with your weiner for a few minutes.

Now I need my audio taped notes from class written out in longhand - and I'd better be able to read every word - no smudges!

You just might get to play with your weiner for a few minutes