You are not the first small-dicked loser to pick me up

Yes, this is the surprise I was talking about. You see, you are not the first small-dicked loser to pick me up; although you are the smallest. At first I just laughed at them and left. But then I thought about how disappointing it was. Men really should know a bit more what kind of package it takes to please a woman. A man like you has no chance of satisfying me. A little boy like you should stick to masturbating.

So I came up with a better solution. I always carry a chastity device with me just in case the guy 3 go home with is not up to my standards. I lock those losers up and set them on a strict masturbation schedule: the bigger they are the more often they get to cum. Some as much as once a week and the smallest ones only get to once a year.

However considering you are the smallest I've ever seen I think I'll just throw the key away, you don't even deserve to masturbate.

A man like you has no chance of satisfying her