You'll be my boyfriend, but you'll never get me in bed

You want to date me? You want me to be your girl? You say that you worship me and that I'm the perfect woman. You even call me a goddess! You say you need to have me. That is so nice of you to say, but I'm afraid that you've confused love with lust.

I think you just want to have sex with me. But I tell you what. I'll give you a chance to prove yourself. We can start dating. You can take me out, wine and dine me at the most expensive places in town, buy me gifts, and treat me like the goddess you say I am to you. But let's take sex out of the equation all together, so I can be sure of your intentions.

You'll be my boyfriend, but you'll never get me in bed, except those times that I make you go down on me. But of course, a girl does need to get her desires fulfilled too. So while we're dating, I'll be having sex with other men. You'll be my boyfriend, but I'll turn to other guys to get laid.

I'll let you help me pick them out at the clubs you take me to. You'll take me out, but I'll go home for the night with one of them. If I return to you that night, you can go down on me to show your gratitude. If you're willing to do that for me, I'm willing to start dating you. What do you say? Do you want to be mine?

Treat me like the goddess you say I am