Your cock cage keys are sold at online auction site

"Look, I don't care whether you think your ex-wife had the right to put your "special" keys on that online auction site or not, I paid good money for them & I have every intention of getting my moneys worth. Did you know that the keys came with a remarkable collection of rather damning photos of you along with a copy of your full address book on the same USB stick?

Now, I think it's time you stripped so I can inspect my new goods, & then I'll take that tongue of yours for a test drive, I'm expecting my investment to pay dividends for a long time to come"

I'll take that tongue of yours for a test drive