Your penis is going to be locked up for the rest of our lives

Sweetheart, I'm only going to explain this to you one more time. Your penis is too big to penetrate me. It hurts too much.

I love you very much, and we are going to spend the rest of our lives together. This means, that your penis is going to be locked up for the rest of our lives. You might as well just get used to it.

Your penis is too big to penetrate me