Your wife said she would rip your stuff off if she ever caught you cheating

OOO, she's pretty mad! You had better fess up about our affair, about how you pursued me and seduced me, even though l am your wife's best friend, and how you made me suck your cock and swallow your cum, and about how many times you fucked me even though I asked you not to, and about how you insisted on coming inside me every time trying to get me pregnant!

I know your wife said she would rip your stuff off if she ever caught you cheating, so I told her everything, including how bored you are with her sexually, which is why you fucked me. If you confess, maybe she will go easy on you. Just be a man and tell the truth... And know that I know its all bullshit. That we never did any of that.

I just won't to see you castrated so I can have my drinking buddy back! Once you're a eunuch, she and I can go out and find real men to fuck.

I just won't to see you castrated