You're such a good man, except for when we're in bed

Oh my darling, I love you so much! You're such a good husband, so kind, loving and gentle. You're such a good provider, giving us everything we need to keep a wonderful home together. But you do know that there is one place where you fall short.

In your heart you do realize that you don't come close to satisfying me in bed. I've asked you to read books, learn new techniques or go see a specialist, but after five years, its just the same. You get to cum, and I don't. Ever. You're such a good man, except for when we're in bed. I'm sorry dear, but you just don't measure up at all.

I do love you deeply in every other way though! That is why I want to ask your permission to start cheating on you. It won't be for love; it will just be for sex. I'll date other men, just to get laid, so I can have an orgasm too. I'll still love you just as much. In fact, if you say yes, it will show me that you love me more than anything! Please my darling, can I start cheating on you?

Please my darling, can I start cheating on you?